and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
she doesnt even know it yet…
how could you not knowI’m sorry I had to
This is either Photoshop, or she’s having a miscarriage. Women don’t lose that much blood through the entire week, let alone all at once.
Honestly, guys. It’s not funny.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
GUYZ, HARRY POTTER HAS TWO SHIRTS.
One for winter and one for summer, how practical of you Harry.
Except the top one is his weird hallucination world.
Maybe he subconsciously wishes he had two shirts.
I’m rebloging this until I die
Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!
OH MY GOD!!!
Anonymous asked: Oh, sorry, I thought wiggling strap-on dildos were nsfw - guess I was wrong.
I forgot I posted that. I didn’t even think of that as being nsfw; it doesn’t seem like it would be. It’s just silly.
Sorry. Who is this?
Totes just ran for shelter. Tornado sirens are going nuts! I had just gotten home from work and was trying to activate my new phone. Had my mom on the phone and had to promptly scream, “OH SHIT. Mom, THESIRENSAREGOINGOFFBYE.”
So we bolted across the street and are chilling in the rec center locker rooms. Good times.
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